Thursday, May 11, 2006

What Kind of News Is It?

As of yesterday, I have news. It's not exactly good news, nor is it bad news. More like exciting news. Thing is, it isn't the kind of news I want to announce publicly. So, you'll all just have to live in agony, quite possibly ruining not only your entire day, but quite possibly the entire next several weeks, waiting to find out about this news. Because, I'm not going to tell you what it is.

Still, it was news that made it difficult for me to sleep last night. News that made my mind swirl around with thoughts, ideas, possibilities, and perils. (Not actually perils, but the sentence didn't seem complete to end it at "possibilities".)

I know, I know. I'm torturing you, aren't I? Well, that's too bad. Unless you are in inner circle of friendships and relationships, I guess you'll just have to consider me a sadist.

Thing is, I'm excited enough by the news that I couldn't just not mention it here, you know? There's like this little bubble inside just growing and growing, and I'll just burst if I don't say something. Saying something lets out just a bit of the pressure...enough to carry on.

And you know what? The thing you're thinking the news could be? Well, you're wrong. It isn't that at all. Good guess, though.

So, you may go about your business now. It'll be hard, I know. But somehow, you'll manage, I'm sure.


Scott K. Johnson said...

That's just wrong man...


RyanBruner said...

I know. Do you think that constitutes cruel and unusual punishment? ;)

George said...

I love it! I LIVE for surprises!

Penny said...

A sadist you are.